No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.
i want to get a job in a 50s diner where you have wear skates instead of normal shoes and when i quit ill throw my apron off and be like rollerskates the fuck out of here
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I had to describe myself in three words on my USC application and I couldn’t think of a good third word so I just wrote “cat” and I planned on changing it but I forgot and sent it in.
I did not get into USC.
